I Just Put My Newborn Son Into A Blender Lyrics

Abou the song:

The song I Just Put My Newborn Son Into A Blender is sung by Delroy Rennalls. The original title of the song is McGhetto Freestyle.
The song is a raw and energetic rap track that showcase confidence, lyrical skill. The song is built around clever punchlines, street references and personal storytelling. The lyrics often mix humour, grit and real-life experiences.

Lyrics:

[Intro]
“Whatdya think?”
“This is pretty good…”
“Only one THING,”
“You forgot the PICKLES!!”

[Verse 1]
“Crispy, juicy, tender”
“I just put my newborn son into a blender”
Makin towers fall like the 11th of september
If a nigga take my mcgriddle I make em shiver

Fuck, Shit, dat nigga a bitch
Make em do the harlem shake like he tryna scratch an itch
Nigga took my fries so i left him up in a ditch
Im glad im good with tech cause the ice cream machine got fixed

I dont wanna walk a mile just to get a fuckin mcdouble
Lemme hit up uber eats so I can save myself the trouble
If they get my order wrong the place just might end up as rubble
So they better check it twice even though the order is simple

[Chorus]
“Crispy, juicy, tender”
“I just put my newborn son into a blender”
Makin towers fall like the 11th of september
If a nigga take my mcgriddle I make em shiver

[Bridge]
I don’t like eating food from jack in a box
When I went to wingstop it had roaches on top
That nigga at burger king, he pisses me off
I swear he make me wanna go and jus shoot up his block

[Final verse]
Lemme get a number 2 wit a sprite and some small fries
If a nigga try to take it I’ll shoot em between the eyes
I dont want no fuckin happy meal just lookin’ for a snack
Can I see the manager, I’m tryna go blow out her back

“Well Bubble Bass,”
“Whatdya think?”
“This is pretty good…”
“Only one THING,”
“You forgot the PICKLES!!”
(gasp)
“No!”
“The BEST there is?”
“I don’t think so.”

“Crispy, juicy, tender”
“I just put my newborn son into a blender”
Makin towers fall like the 11th of september
If a nigga take my mcgriddle I make em shiver

Impact :

It connects with audiences who appreciate authentic freestyle rap.
It helped reinforce the importance of freestyling as both a lyrical art form and test of skill in modern rap culture.

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